bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
|Old Generation:||"You were named after your grandfather."|
|Now Generation:||"You were named after a celebrity."|
|Next Generation:||"You were named after a fictional character."|
|2008:||wow I was so stupid last year|
|2009:||wow I was so stupid last year|
|2010:||wow I was so stupid last year|
|2011:||wow I was so stupid last year|
|2012:||wow I was so stupid last year|
|2013:||wow I was so stupid last year|
|to be continued|
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
This is 100% true.
- peeta was abused by his mother
- his entire family died in the bombing
- he was hijacked and made to hate the one person he had left that he loved
- he overcame all this bullshit and lived the rest of his life…
when you want to complain about your problems on tumblr but the person who is causing your problems is following you on tumblr
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself
Someone changes everything.
bringing this back.
Jesus Christ. I hope these are legit because some of these are raising FABULOUS questions.
you know, my mom told me that when i was little i used to tell her recurring tidbits of a linear series of events from “when i was older”
she mentioned me pointing an old man and getting really excited and saying “hey that man was my student when i used to teach piano!” in a situation, or saying “you know i like you more than my other mom, she was so mean” and my personal favourite is the one where i said “i used to have a gilrfriend once, you know, we were on my motorcyle and i lost control and fell off a cliff on the roadside, i really hope she’s okay”
THERE IS A NEWLY DISCOVERED PLANET ‘THAT SHOULD NOT BE THERE’ NO SERIOUSLY
AND I REPEAT:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL WHOVIANS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
EDIT: ONE OF THE LINKS IN MY ORIGINAL POST DID NOT WORK
IT SHOULD BE FINE NOW
RESUME REGULARLY SCHEDULED WHOVIANING